Much has been made around the office of my tendency, nay visceral need to create avatars which are A) Female and 2) Sexy. To some this appears to be a trend toward virtual transvestitism. These are the same type of people who say things like "You are what you eat. QED you are an @$$HOLE." And from this I can only conclude, JAMES, that you dine primarily on a diet of Gay Demon Pie! Nothing wrong with that choice, just don't pretend you didn't make it. But I digress.
The benefits of Sexy Female Avatarism are many and rewarding. First off, baddass chicks kicking evil tail are hot. See - Kill Bill, Sin City, and The Main Reason People Read Any Comic Books At All. Second off, the posterior view. I like video games. I like killing bad guys. I like the backside of a woman who is killing bad guys. It's a three-fer. Third - Ask any guy if he would be a hot chick for a day and you know what he'll say? Hell yes. Do I need to spell out why?? VIP access to the facilities, my friends. This is why girls own so many mirrors. I know I would.
So, does this make me a girl? No. Does this make me a cross dresser? Not at all. Does this make me a loser who doesn't know any girls outside of the workplace even though I keep trying to talk to that bendy Yoga girl at the gym where I don't really work out but really just go to view the buffet of flesh? Probably. Definitely. Yes.
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